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sparklesnap:

That’s a metaphor, son! You missed it! It flew right by ya!

sparklesnap:

That’s a metaphor, son! You missed it! It flew right by ya!

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lesbianvenom:

seventeen magazine has officially lost it

(via deputysweetassparrish)

heatmor:

irish is such a shady language because hello is “dia duit” but directly translated it means “god be with you” and when someone says hello back they say “dia is muire duit” which means “god and mary be with you” .. its like “i see your god and i raise you the holy virgin whatcha gonna do bout it bitch”

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teganquinruinedmylife:

I’m giving this to my history teacher

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alexandreashea:

noshirtnoblouse:

i want to make a boy nervous i want to make a boy go to his friends and ask them for advice about what he should text me back 

Girls who do this are so fricking powerful

(via spirkcantwerk)

beastboy:

SPONGE BOY ME BOB

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onlinepunk:

the best part about my high school is that one year a kid made a spoof of full house with just himself and played it on the morning announcements

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robofillet:

counterpunches:

literally just a clip of ravers dancing at a music festival, but with the rave music taken out and Benny Hill music put in x

I am never dancing in public ever again

(via damianwhines)

harrystylesdildo:

AU: Macklemore becomes aggressively obsessed with Zayn

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